Got up this morning and grabbed my coffee. Sat down to check on my little shop. Saw a message. Hoped it was the lady I have been waiting on fabric for fucking ever from. Nope no such luck.
A guy named Andrew Mellars thought I really needed to see his sad little prick.
Now Andrew had written me two years ago and asked about having me paint his dick. He was told everything you all have already read. Today he opted to contact me again and hoist a bunch of funky as dick pics at me. So Andrew you wanted your dick seen clearly so here it is.
Just to be clear. I make some mature humor art. That does not make my business or page your drop bucket for bullshit photos. Not going to take that behavior quietly and frankly not impressed. Oh and razor burn is extra unimpressive.
I hope Andrew that whomever you know like your family, employers, romantic interest basically everyone you know comes across this and realizes you are a total moron. Just to be extra clear no one ever wants dick pics from anyone unless they directly ask for them.
Love Cappy